I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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