My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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