The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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