And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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