I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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