i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have post one night stand depression
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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