Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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