just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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