we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.