try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Vodka?
Forever.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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