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  4 words: hood of his car

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You left your underwear on the fireplace

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.

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  You're my favorite person

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear

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  Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook

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