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I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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