it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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