You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
