All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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