what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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