come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
