I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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