There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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