Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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