Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Still dying that you shit outside
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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