I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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