so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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