Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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