I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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