TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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