So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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