Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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