Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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