ugly people sure do ruin things
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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