This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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