no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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