..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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