Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
vagina is talking i cant
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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