I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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