he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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