i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
