I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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