So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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