Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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