doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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