Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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