You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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