Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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