Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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