I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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