I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i wish my penis had a tongue
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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