Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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