They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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