3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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