i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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