he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood