Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
21 People That Had The Worst Birthdays Imaginable
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me