Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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