At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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