so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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