It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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