you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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