And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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