I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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