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Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer

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That Cesar Milan is captivating

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(954): Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer (1-954): That Cesar Milan is captivating http://tfl.nu/iuqa

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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?

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Hurt me personally.

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Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though

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(954): Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass? (1-954): Hurt me personally. (954): Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though http://tfl.nu/ypmo

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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.

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(650): just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight. http://tfl.nu/nhc3

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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

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(404): I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex http://tfl.nu/l7ka

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new revelation: five guys for breakfast

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new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation

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(561): new revelation: five guys for breakfast (561): new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation http://tfl.nu/4ic9

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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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(559): You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community. http://tfl.nu/nzga

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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.

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(618): This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape. http://tfl.nu/eyxg

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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this

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(605): Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this http://tfl.nu/ch0i

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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?

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(954): Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart? http://tfl.nu/oywi

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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...

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I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.

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(678): I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation... (404): I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud. http://tfl.nu/9qj8

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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.

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(432): Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever. http://tfl.nu/tyrw

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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us

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(413): I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us http://tfl.nu/sfif

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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.

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(414): i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now. http://tfl.nu/jexc

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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now

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(662): I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now http://tfl.nu/ipud

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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.

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The apocalypse has arrived.

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(320): For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment. (1-320): The apocalypse has arrived. http://tfl.nu/kypn

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