what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"