I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...